You just sat through a day-long exam and you don’t know what to do with your life now. Do you sit down and stare at a wall for the next 24 hours? Do you binge watch the latest season of Game of Thrones you missed? Do you study more??? Well take a seat and listen close, because I’m about to drop some knowledge bombs on you.
Step 1 (no, not that one): Grab your favorite drink and a glass.
Step 2 (calm down there, bud, this is much more straightforward than that exam): Grab your favorite game system and game(s).
Step 3 (okay, okay, I get it, I may be causing PTSD here): Pour yourself a glass. Cheers!
Step 4 (whew, none of those at least): Start up the game. That’s right, we’re about to embark on the incredible journey that is Witcher/Legend of Zelda/Skyrim etc. And that’s right, you’re awesome at it, because you’re a gamer, and this is your favorite game. No one can challenge your excellence (except your stupid friend Mike who seems to be a god at every game… screw you Mike).
Step 5: You’ve undoubtedly finished your first glass by now. Good! Pour another champ, you earned it!
Step 6: You know what, forget Mike, you are the gamer god!
Step 7: Wait, were you pressing “A” instead of “X” this whole time??? Lol whatever… still godly
Step 8: Where’d your glass go?
Step 9: Does Taco Bell deliver?
Step 10: Mike, I’m sorry bro, I love you.
Step 11: Dude, like, what if you and I failed. I don’t know what we’d do. You know what? Let’s start a restaurant. Screw med school!
Step 12: Google “How to start a restaurant.”
Step 13: Realize you have zero experience in running a business. This isn’t a good idea. This is a GREAT idea!
Step 14: Wait, we’re like $200,000 in debt. Guess we’ll continue med school…
Step 15: Realize Link has been standing in the rain for the past hour while you looked up how to start a restaurant. Back to the game!
Step 16: How’d you already beat Breath of the Wild?
Step 17: Blink once. Who turned on this Sun? Why does your clock suddenly say 2:00 p.m.?
Step 18: Congratulations! You’ve successfully tackled the post-Step exam!